| Home | GH | - | GA | Away |
| Tuesday 14 July 2026 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 5 | v | 0 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Tuesday 07 July 2026 |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 10 November 2025 |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 29 September 2025 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 5 | v | 0 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Monday 01 September 2025 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 2 | v | 1 | El Bano FC |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 2 | v | 6 | VindalooGuru |
| Monday 30 June 2025 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 6 | v | 1 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Official Cuts | 3 | v | 4 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 16 June 2025 |
| Gullet FC | 8 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 09 June 2025 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 2 | v | 0 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 19 May 2025 |
| Official Cuts | 3 | v | 3 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 12 May 2025 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 6 | v | 2 | VindalooGuru |
| Kick off | Home | - | Away |
| Monday 08 September 2025 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch B |
| 08:00 PM | Bushman Rovers | v | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| 08:30 PM | SNC FC | v | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 15 September 2025 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch B |
| 08:00 PM | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | v | Kurupt FC |
| Monday 13 October 2025 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch B |
| 07:00 PM | SNC FC | v | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 17 November 2025 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch B |
| 08:30 PM | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | v | El Bano FC |
| Monday 01 December 2025 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch B |
| 08:00 PM | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | v | Kurupt FC |
| Monday 08 December 2025 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch B |
| 09:00 PM | Gullet FC | v | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Tuesday 21 July 2026 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch B |
| 09:30 PM | Bushman Rovers | v | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Tuesday 18 August 2026 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch B |
| 09:00 PM | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | v | Crem De La Prem |
| Tuesday 08 September 2026 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch B |
| 09:00 PM | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | v | Crem De La Prem |