| Home | GH | - | GA | Away |
| Monday 19 May 2025 |
| Official Cuts | 3 | v | 3 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 12 May 2025 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 6 | v | 2 | VindalooGuru |
| Kick off | Home | - | Away |
| Monday 09 June 2025 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch B |
| 09:00 PM | Who Ate All Depay's | v | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 14 July 2025 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch B |
| 07:30 PM | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | v | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Monday 21 July 2025 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch B |
| 09:30 PM | Bushman Rovers | v | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 28 July 2025 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch B |
| 07:00 PM | Team Wanted 07821040425 | v | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 18 August 2025 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch B |
| 09:00 PM | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | v | Team Wanted 07821040425 |
| Monday 25 August 2025 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch B |
| 08:00 PM | Brexit Ball F.C. | v | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 01 September 2025 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch B |
| 08:30 PM | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | v | El Bano FC |
| Monday 08 September 2025 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch B |
| 08:30 PM | Gullet FC | v | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 15 September 2025 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch B |
| 08:00 PM | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | v | Kurupt FC |
| Monday 22 September 2025 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch B |
| 09:00 PM | Official Cuts | v | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |