| Home | GH | - | GA | Away |
| Monday 07 September 2026 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 2 | v | 4 | 99 Problems |
| Pique Remontada | 5 | v | 0 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 17 August 2026 |
| 2 Goals 1 Cup | 1 | v | 6 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| El Bano FC | 2 | v | 1 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 10 August 2026 |
| Gullet FC | 5 | v | 3 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 27 July 2026 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 2 | v | 5 | 99 Problems |
| Pique Remontada | 8 | v | 0 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 20 July 2026 |
| VindalooGuru | 4 | v | 2 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| 2 Goals 1 Cup | 12 | v | 2 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Kick off | Home | - | Away |
| Monday 12 October 2026 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch A |
| 07:30 PM | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | v | Lil Mikey FC |
| Monday 26 October 2026 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch A |
| 07:00 PM | Rooney Tunes United | v | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 02 November 2026 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch A |
| 09:30 PM | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | v | Snorting Lisbon |
| Monday 16 November 2026 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch A |
| 09:00 PM | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | v | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 14 December 2026 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch A |
| 08:00 PM | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | v | Essex United |
| Monday 21 December 2026 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch A |
| 09:00 PM | Gullet FC | v | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 28 December 2026 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch A |
| 07:30 PM | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | v | Lil Mikey FC |
| Monday 11 January 2027 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch A |
| 07:00 PM | Rooney Tunes United | v | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 18 January 2027 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch A |
| 09:30 PM | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | v | Snorting Lisbon |
| Monday 25 January 2027 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch A |
| 07:30 PM | VindalooGuru | v | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |