| Home | GH | - | GA | Away |
| Tuesday 23 February 2027 |
| Tea & Busquets | 0 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Tuesday 12 January 2027 |
| Official Cuts | 0 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Tuesday 08 December 2026 |
| Tea & Busquets | 0 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 20 April 2026 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 1 | v | 6 | VindalooGuru |
| Monday 30 March 2026 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 5 | v | 0 | Kurupt FC |
| Monday 26 January 2026 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 5 | v | 0 | Kurupt FC |
| Monday 19 January 2026 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 3 | v | 0 | El Bano FC |
| Monday 15 December 2025 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 4 | v | 6 | El Bano FC |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 5 | v | 0 | Bushman Rovers |
| Monday 01 December 2025 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 2 | v | 5 | VindalooGuru |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 5 | v | 0 | Bushman Rovers |
| Monday 24 November 2025 |
| Gullet FC | 1 | v | 3 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |