| Team name | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Points | Fair Play |
| El Bano FC | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 4 | 10 | 9 | 27 |
| Gullet FC | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 8 | 5 | 9 | 27 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 19 | 9 | 10 | 6 | 36 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 18 |
| Official Cuts | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 13 | 31 | -18 | 4 | 54 |
| Team Wanted 07821040425 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 3 | 8 | 3 | 9 |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 9 |
| VindalooGuru | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 11 | -2 | 3 | 27 |
| Team Wanted 07821040425 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 12 | -4 | 0 | 18 |
| Bushman Rovers | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 11 | -8 | 0 | 9 |
| Kurupt FC | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 12 | -8 | 0 | 18 |
| Home | GH | - | GA | Away |
| Monday 02 June 2025 |
| Team Wanted 07821040425 | 11 | v | 3 | Bushman Rovers |
| Gullet FC | 6 | v | 3 | Kurupt FC |
| VindalooGuru | 5 | v | 2 | Official Cuts |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 1 | v | 2 | El Bano FC |
| Official Cuts | 4 | v | 3 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 19 May 2025 |
| Gullet FC | 5 | v | 4 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Official Cuts | 3 | v | 3 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| El Bano FC | 6 | v | 2 | Official Cuts |
| VindalooGuru | 2 | v | 3 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 12 May 2025 |
| Official Cuts | 1 | v | 12 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Official Cuts | 1 | v | 2 | Gullet FC |
| Kurupt FC | 1 | v | 6 | El Bano FC |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 7 | v | 4 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 6 | v | 2 | VindalooGuru |