| Team name | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Points | Fair Play |
| VindalooGuru | 16 | 13 | 0 | 3 | 66 | 29 | 37 | 39 | 102 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 16 | 11 | 1 | 4 | 68 | 28 | 40 | 34 | 107 |
| El Bano FC | 16 | 11 | 0 | 5 | 61 | 38 | 23 | 33 | 124 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 16 | 10 | 1 | 5 | 62 | 46 | 16 | 31 | 115 |
| Tea & Busquets | 16 | 9 | 1 | 6 | 56 | 35 | 21 | 28 | 68 |
| Official Cuts | 16 | 9 | 0 | 7 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 27 | 92 |
| Gullet FC | 16 | 5 | 1 | 10 | 45 | 47 | -2 | 16 | 125 |
| Bushman Rovers | 16 | 0 | 2 | 14 | 0 | 70 | -70 | 2 | 0 |
| Kurupt FC | 16 | 0 | 2 | 14 | 0 | 70 | -70 | 2 | 0 |
| Home | GH | - | GA | Away |
| Tuesday 23 February 2027 |
| Tea & Busquets | 0 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Tuesday 16 February 2027 |
| Official Cuts | 0 | v | 5 | Tea & Busquets |
| Tuesday 09 February 2027 |
| Tea & Busquets | 5 | v | 0 | Kurupt FC |
| Tuesday 26 January 2027 |
| Tea & Busquets | 3 | v | 5 | El Bano FC |
| Tuesday 19 January 2027 |
| Kurupt FC | 0 | v | 5 | VindalooGuru |
| VindalooGuru | 5 | v | 0 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| El Bano FC | 5 | v | 0 | Bushman Rovers |
| Tuesday 12 January 2027 |
| Official Cuts | 0 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Tuesday 29 December 2026 |
| Bushman Rovers | 0 | v | 5 | Tea & Busquets |
| Tuesday 22 December 2026 |
| Tea & Busquets | 0 | v | 5 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Tuesday 15 December 2026 |
| Kurupt FC | 0 | v | 0 | Bushman Rovers |
| VindalooGuru | 0 | v | 5 | Tea & Busquets |
| Kurupt FC | 0 | v | 5 | El Bano FC |
| Bushman Rovers | 0 | v | 5 | Official Cuts |
| Tuesday 08 December 2026 |
| Tea & Busquets | 0 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Tuesday 01 December 2026 |
| Official Cuts | 0 | v | 5 | Tea & Busquets |
| Tuesday 17 November 2026 |
| Kurupt FC | 0 | v | 5 | Official Cuts |
| Tuesday 10 November 2026 |
| Gullet FC | 5 | v | 0 | Tea & Busquets |
| Monday 27 April 2026 |
| Tea & Busquets | 5 | v | 0 | Kurupt FC |
| Bushman Rovers | 0 | v | 5 | Official Cuts |
| Monday 20 April 2026 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 1 | v | 6 | VindalooGuru |
| Kurupt FC | 0 | v | 0 | Bushman Rovers |
| Monday 13 April 2026 |
| Tea & Busquets | 0 | v | 5 | El Bano FC |
| VindalooGuru | 5 | v | 0 | Official Cuts |
| Monday 06 April 2026 |
| Kurupt FC | 0 | v | 5 | VindalooGuru |
| El Bano FC | 5 | v | 0 | Bushman Rovers |
| Monday 30 March 2026 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 5 | v | 0 | Kurupt FC |
| Monday 23 March 2026 |
| Kurupt FC | 0 | v | 5 | Official Cuts |
| Monday 16 March 2026 |
| Bushman Rovers | 0 | v | 5 | Tea & Busquets |
| Monday 09 March 2026 |
| Gullet FC | 5 | v | 0 | Kurupt FC |
| Tea & Busquets | 9 | v | 1 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 02 March 2026 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 5 | v | 0 | Bushman Rovers |
| VindalooGuru | 0 | v | 5 | Tea & Busquets |
| Kurupt FC | 0 | v | 5 | El Bano FC |
| Monday 23 February 2026 |
| Bushman Rovers | 0 | v | 5 | VindalooGuru |
| Monday 26 January 2026 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 5 | v | 0 | Kurupt FC |
| El Bano FC | 2 | v | 5 | Official Cuts |
| Gullet FC | 4 | v | 4 | Tea & Busquets |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 5 | v | 0 | Kurupt FC |
| VindalooGuru | 3 | v | 2 | Official Cuts |
| Monday 19 January 2026 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 5 | v | 0 | Kurupt FC |
| El Bano FC | 2 | v | 4 | VindalooGuru |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 3 | v | 0 | El Bano FC |
| Gullet FC | 5 | v | 0 | Kurupt FC |
| Monday 12 January 2026 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 4 | v | 2 | El Bano FC |
| Monday 15 December 2025 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 5 | v | 0 | Bushman Rovers |
| Bushman Rovers | 0 | v | 5 | Gullet FC |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 4 | v | 6 | El Bano FC |
| Bushman Rovers | 0 | v | 5 | Gullet FC |
| El Bano FC | 5 | v | 4 | VindalooGuru |
| Bushman Rovers | 0 | v | 5 | VindalooGuru |
| Monday 08 December 2025 |
| El Bano FC | 2 | v | 0 | Gullet FC |
| VindalooGuru | 5 | v | 3 | Gullet FC |
| VindalooGuru | 4 | v | 3 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 01 December 2025 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 5 | v | 0 | Bushman Rovers |
| Gullet FC | 3 | v | 7 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 5 | v | 0 | Bushman Rovers |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 2 | v | 5 | VindalooGuru |
| Monday 24 November 2025 |
| Official Cuts | 5 | v | 7 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 6 | v | 4 | El Bano FC |
| Official Cuts | 4 | v | 3 | Gullet FC |
| Gullet FC | 1 | v | 3 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 17 November 2025 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 2 | v | 9 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| VindalooGuru | 5 | v | 1 | Gullet FC |
| El Bano FC | 4 | v | 3 | Gullet FC |
| Monday 10 November 2025 |
| Gullet FC | 0 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Official Cuts | 2 | v | 1 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| El Bano FC | 4 | v | 2 | Official Cuts |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 3 | v | 3 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 03 November 2025 |
| Official Cuts | 5 | v | 3 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Gullet FC | 0 | v | 3 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Official Cuts | 5 | v | 2 | Gullet FC |